invaderxan:

fireflysummers:

Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed

Wired: doing the same for the catholics

Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!

(via bethemagicyouwanttosee)

triplemoonascension:

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dontmean2bepoliticalbut:

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creativefiend19:

mayfriend:

earlsgrey:

jamesscarstairs:

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

Peeta whenever a mic is shoved under his nose

(via bucksboobs)

satelliteduster:

gotouda:

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

(via doggirlerin)

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

the online popularity of classic wizards is indicative of society finally beginning to heal n recover from the Harry Potter’s influence

YES INDEED…..*cackles*

(via telltaletypist)

golden-x-mage:

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

(via hardcorehashbrown)

manywinged:

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn’t against me but you can’t win them all i guess.

(via hardcorehashbrown)

monstermonstre:

when you go hit up google bc you want to know if that insane guy from riverdale was killed off for real & google hits you back

(via backwardsorbust)

forthegothicheroine:

I want to look at this tweet forever.

(via hardcorehashbrown)

omruc:

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astercrash:

fuit-snak:

We rollin

I give these to you as a joke gift. You slip them on, laughing. You stand in them, finding the inner sole of the shoe was false and your foot punches straight through onto the dice below. Roll for damage.

(via transgender-scout)

leannkimhill:

“Schitt’s Peaks” part 2.

leannkimhill:

I made a thing. “Schitt’s Peaks.”

mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

thinking about how in the 1800s i would’ve just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)